The Black's: Dad's First Paycheck

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

M&M said...: YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's nice to be on the other side of the check!!!! Congrats!; July 29, 2009 at 5:17 PM
The Johnson Family said...: How much was it? We would like to know!!; July 29, 2009 at 9:31 PM
Annie said...: Now you're rolling in the dough!; July 30, 2009 at 1:50 PM
I am Laura said...: love it! I found I make less during residency than we did when we were taking in student loans. Hope you are in a better situation!; July 31, 2009 at 11:22 PM

Mom: "Jocelyn, you're so beautiful." Jocelyn: "I know."
"I think I am coming down with a broken leg".
" If I pee on my princess panties the princesses will cry."
"I guess were going to buy some more at Wal-mart."
Jocelyn: "What's in your mouth Dad?" Dad: "Gum" Jocelyn: "Is that one of the bare necessities of life?"
"My plug died and went to heaven."
"Jackson, what did the dentist say? No sucking your thumb."
"Would Clifford spit? No, he wears underwear."
"This church doesn't have bread and water." (Said, well rather yelled at a very silent moment of a funeral)
"I'm a horse...I'm a horse...I'm a horse!" (Said while galloping into the table)
"Mom. Are you done with your privacy yet?"
"Mom, I am making bad choices."
"I say Mom, Mom get me out. I fell in the potty."

"Mom is having lots of tractions. I think the baby is going to come out today".
"As soon as this baby brother turns two I'm gonna wrestle with him."
"Hey Dad, I think I have two balls down there in my penis, or at least next to it."
"Tomatoes can kill you."
Mom: Jackson, did you pee all over the toilet?" Jackson: "No mom, I peed in the big hole."
"Get a grip girl. Get a grip. Will someone please tell this girl to get a grip". (Said to Jocelyn as she was having a temper tantrum.)
"Mom, want me to tell you a pirate story?"
"Mom, what do you do in the temple? Do you cut the wedding cake?" (Comment made after watching our wedding video)
"Pirates don't ride bikes. They ride ships, silly mommy."
"Mom, do you want a fireman birthday? You can have a ladder."
"Dad, I'm just giving the tree a haircut".
"There is duck bread and people bread. We don't eat the duck bread".
"Mom when I get bigger I am going to be a prophet."