Jocelyn's school has a lovely playground and when I pick her up from school, her class is outside playing on it. There are two classes of 15 kids each plus about 5 teachers so it can be busy outside during pick up time. I usually let Jackson and Kelsey join the other kids and play on the play ground for about 10 minutes. Well today while they were playing I got into a conversation with a mom I met last week and we were discussing an issue with a previous soccer game. We were really into our conversation so I am unaware of how many people were exactly around us. I was holding Bryce and Kelsey came up to me and tried to get my attention by pulling on my pants pretty hard to the point that the pants went down to the mid-thigh region including the under clothing. Did I mention I was holding Bryce? Yeah, one handed pants pulling up isn't very fast. I screamed when this happened but the lady I was talking to was close to 6 feet tall and I think Bryce blocked her view so I believe she was unaware of what had taken place. She gave me a funny look when I screamed and I think she was thinking I had turrets or something and carried on. I didn't want to look around too much to see who witnessed this flashing but I did make eye contact with another mom who I know saw it. She gave me that "You poor thing look". Needless to say after my indecent exposure incident parents are going think twice before they let their kid play with the flasher lady children.
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That is hilarious. When I was teaching school, I slipped on the ice on my way to work unaware that I split my skirt all the way up the back so my backside was completely exposed. Don't you worry it wasn't until half the day was over that my students pointed it out for me. Experiences like that give us character, right?
You gave me a good laugh! Sorry it was at your expense. Just hold your head high and everyone will forget or think your great because of it! Your family is growing up so much. They are all adorable.
Okay... I usually don't laugh out loud at posts, but you broke me with this story! That is honestly hilarious! Sorry that you had to go through it, but it definitely will stand as one of those family stories for the ages!!!
OMG!!!! I laughed so hard at this one. Drew came running in and said "Mom, what is so funny".... That is classic and one you will never forget. The other mom's are probably jealous of how well you handled things!!! You are hilarious, I can so imagine you standing there and then a great big yelp! You crack me up. So glad you share these moments with the rest of us. Makes my day seem really boring :) Love ya.
That is super precious!! I bet you can't wait to go back and talk to the other moms! Poor Kitty. I am so sorry but it was a good story worthy of a blog post! :)
Oh, Kathryn! This is like one of those really bad nightmares! I honestly laughed so hard. You are awesome!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my goodness- you just got my vote for mother of the year. I would have probably dropped the baby and ran away bawling like a little girl. I actually think now you will have more friends because people will want to get to know that naked lady...:)
You are the best Kathryn!!! I laughed so hard I just about peed by pants!!! But that has happened before, just not recently!! :) Thanks for being so much fun and sharing!!!
Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. I guess it wasn't as funny for you, but I'm just glad to read that awkward things don't only happen to me (like ripping the seam of your pants right along your rear during PE in highschool - while jumping on a big trampoline with the whole class standing around). Nice! But maybe cutting down on mooning little kids might be a good idea.
I too laughed out loud! What a good sport you are to share, and I think you are incredible in the way you handled it.
btw - are you coming up anytime soon to go the Temple? Is this the one you'll always come to, or do you always go to DC? If you come here, I want to see you and your family!
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